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Goat Demotivational Poster

RULE 34(B) -

TAGS: goatse tree
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 8, 2009, 8:13 pm
Hey thanks, deltabob. You can't see me but I'm now smiling (it's really dark up top this tree).
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 8, 2009, 5:35 pm
Ewwwww! 5 thoroughly repulsed lions!
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 6:38 pm
LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 8:59 am
OMG this is absolutely hilari-HEY! Get your hands out of there!

Fearlessness -


TOP GUN - Negative Goat Rider, the pattern is full

TAGS: goatse
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Big Don

Current Resident - October 10, 2009, 5:44 pm
Goat Rider made me laugh...5L
MO - July 14, 2009, 5:41 pm
This one got my goat...5 head b***s!!



TAGS: evil goat
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - April 27, 2012, 8:18 am
Never. 5l
GaryO - April 26, 2012, 8:05 pm
Oh, yeah. Good lol5 on this one

AT LAST! - C'mon everyone! My Goat Tree is ripe!

TAGS: goat tree humor doris
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

rerun - December 27, 2009, 7:18 pm

could have been a goatse caption here as well...
FelixA9 - December 27, 2009, 12:07 pm
Like the original quote better. "d***, did you see the size of that spider?"

NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted

TAGS: goat smegma crust uncle bob natural albanians nom nom
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Maccadinho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 6:57 pm
SWEET MOTHER OF--- AUUUGH! Who would look at this and say, "Hey... Let's use this as soap. And after we're done washing up, we can have some FOR DINNER!" (btw awesome poster)
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Smegma is such a good word
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 4:12 pm
Hilarious caption!

MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.

TAGS: mountain goats mountains animals funny
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Gigi

Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 10:41 am
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 4:08 am
Hammy on Spring Break.
[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 7:31 am
mind you he did allzat 2 get 2 the vegatation bhind him.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:12 pm
Spidergoat! Spidergoat! Does whatever a Spidergoat does!

GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?

TAGS: goat bat chicken batchicken
Rating: 2.31/5
Shtoink - November 18, 2008, 6:56 am
but those are deer antlers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:32 pm
In the Seychelles, on vacation. Don't ask, it's a long story.

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

TAGS: taliban goat lover
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:13 pm
Literally half of Mullahbobs poster start with this title. I guess, mullets, lemur(or wtf, they were) and taliban posters are the way to go. Did i miss a memo?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
You might be a motifaker if you change the topic of your posters!

OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind


TAGS: vendor venture maintenance niche goat
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:22 am
You've got to be kidding *... hat, coat, door*
house - September 22, 2011, 6:19 pm
No Hammy referrence ?? I'm disappointed.....5L for the poster though

ARABS - I've heard they prefer blondes !!


TAGS: hammy goats dating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - September 8, 2011, 9:09 am
Yummy :D
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 9:30 pm
Poor Hammy, goat5 'ar' Us
GySgt1811 - September 7, 2011, 9:21 pm
Looks like a field expedient, bio-based mine clearing op to me. (Wake up the cooks.)
TheLeprechaun - September 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I could tell stories about what I saw the Somalis do to them, but it is too much...even for Motifake After Dark.


TAGS: afghanistan goats sheep
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 9, 2011, 8:10 pm

That guy is my 3rd cousin, twice removed on my great aunt Zeldas side, we just call him Steve
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:49 am
Is it me or does that guy look like Rerun?
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:29 am


TAGS: goat
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by culos


GOD'S GOATSY - And the sky opened and bellowed with a loud thunder and horrid stench !!!

TAGS: gods goatsy
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

Scape goat -

TAGS: goat animals
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by john

HAMMY'S DATING SERVICE - Our Motto: We always get your goat.

SURFS UP - "The sphincter factor was a 10 out there today." "It's a freakin' zoo of hodads 'n gremmies."

CONFLICT - Even if you win the fight, all you've gained is another rock. And a nice view of the sunset. Which you will be watching alone.

TAGS: goat fight
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - April 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
Thank you for the kind comments. I didn't think a true demotivator stylemotifake had a chance. Again, Thx.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
Brilliant. And only motivating in my case because I hate to share sunsets. The wolverines who raised me taught me to be like that.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:53 pm
OMG a real motifake........5 lions
RON - April 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
Great pic you found...great job!
Canuck - April 28, 2009, 11:53 am
very nice
Arrogant Knight - April 28, 2009, 10:58 am
Well done! One of my all time favourites.
Hector - April 28, 2009, 7:30 am
Excellent work. A real Motifake. Thanks.

YOUR GOAT - I will get it.

TAGS: goat
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by reime

ninja goats -

TAGS: ninja goats b*** from above
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:36 am
Thanks, ug. I was hoping for 5 goats instead though ;-)
ughomer - September 15, 2013, 9:21 am
Cyn ~ 5 Lions!

song of my people -

TAGS: goat song of my people keep bleating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 12:30 am
I've seen his work before. Lol, I didn't make the connection with the nickname. Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:18 am
Hawamleh...he's a member with a certain proclivity for livestock (best you don't ask). 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2013, 11:53 pm
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Don't know what it is crotchety, but this poster just screams Hammy...5L


Phone Messages -

TAGS: goat coat phone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

steve1961 - March 30, 2014, 4:12 pm
"No, I did say goat...It's for Hammy."

Goats -

TAGS: goat b*** falling
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

steve1961 - February 22, 2014, 12:15 am
...and Hammy also found out that no sometimes really means no...

scapegoat -

Head Butting -



TAGS: goat rider hammy knows mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
Nah... there only the man rides the goats... we have the living prove, and his name is Hammy, my friend and the goats tamer... ;)
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)

Laziness -


TAGS: hammy goats calendar clooney
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 22, 2011, 4:10 am
You're welcome, Hammy! Did you notice the tremendous ph**oshopped name tag "U.S. HAMMY"?!?
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 4:57 pm
First time I've actually laughed, at a motifake in months :D
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 11:27 am

HEAVEN - For some of us its a little different

TAGS: goats on parade
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by axe11154

GaryO - April 27, 2012, 9:28 pm
Heh heh


TAGS: goat
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Bull


TAGS: winter soltice assignment bring your own goat grease
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:39 pm
Looks like Glastonbury Cathedral. I wish those druids would plant more trees.

DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"

TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm
there are only 3!!!! the others dont count
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Worst one of the three. Yes, I said THREE!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:52 pm
Temple of Doom! epic movie!

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN UNEMPLOYED GOAT? - Billy Idol!!!!! Sorry Billy

TAGS: animals goats wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by hottrockr420

440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:07 pm
Hey i lost my virginity to white wedding.......my camp consular was into idol everybody else was a johnmellencamp fan.
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:13 am

maybe rework text into image & uploadto where the pun is site?


TAGS: my pet goat bush
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - April 12, 2013, 3:09 am
I respect your Opinion raygun... this poster is about the 7 min wasted after being told the 2nd Tower was attacked as he continued to read "My Pet Goat" until the Aid reminded him "the Country needs a Leader." I made the Poster & I am Disgusted I could..
raygun505 - April 12, 2013, 2:43 am
Sorry, but I just think this is disgusting. Not going to debate and not going to get into a pissing contest, but I find this to be completely disgusting.

PICKPOCKETING - is running rampant in the mean streets of Nebraska

TAGS: pickpocket goat farm
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
"Mean streets of Nebraska",the ultimate Oxymoron.

GRUESOME GENETIC MUTATIONS - Occasionally, they can be kinda cute.

SPIDER GOAT - Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat, does whatever a spider can! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Goat!

Paradigm Shift -

TAGS: calendar thats one ho*** goat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

steve1961 - March 17, 2015, 12:23 am
That awkward moment when you discover that Hammy won't ever be calling you back...
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Hey, it's called "Me and ewe", not "me and nanny", sicko!